Valley Springs

A small town in the foothills east of Stockton. No one knows that it exists. The town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. A nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. Also has Burger King if you're hungry.
-Where are you from?
-Valley Springs.
-haven't heard of it...
-Don't worry, no one has.
by mervel March 3, 2011
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a small town consisting of one four-way stop, no traffic lights, constant run-ins with people at the only grocery store, 45 minute drives to the movies, and just recently opened up taco bell.
marsha - where are we?
louise - i think we are in a town
marsha - it must be a valley springs
by Louise:] May 19, 2008
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Located in Calaveras County
Founded by Mexicans. This small town is located in the gold miners country. It consists of one four-way stop, 1 and a half grocery stores, 2 gas stations and a few fast food restaurants. Also home to Hogan Lake. This town is a small hick town out in the stix. The nearest high school is 15 minuts away. There is only one way to this high school and it consists of a twising road through the foothills where you eventually lose signal for the radio. This town is also known as Loserville, Hickville, and Where-the-hell-am-i-ville.
Jane: Look!!! We are in Valley Springs!!!
John: Where? I missed it, I must have blinked.
by vw_kat October 9, 2008
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a school in NC filled with druggies, future professional athletes, and hoes. a fun place to be but good luck keeping a secret because words spread like fire across the halls of this prison. if you go here you're either super rich or super poor. there is never a boring day here and can be pretty fun if you have friends from every group and luck out on a good teacher team.
valley springs middle school has hoes, players, athletes, and crackheads.
by valley24 April 3, 2020
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A small town that has a wide diversity of people in Rockland County
I was walking in Spring Valley with my Indian, Jewish, Haitian, and Guatemalan friends going to get some pizza.
by Suesan margret July 14, 2008
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its the hood. we all know it. hate it or love it. valley is what it is. its close to the city, NJ (gas) lol the mall is the bigest one on the east coast. yea it can get boring, but smoke ah L n you good my G. or go to the city. its a quick drive. find something to do there. use the location to your advantage B. mini mart is where it was at back in the day, main st. chylln at the park. chill on the hill, which is also called uptop if you didnt know. thats where shit pops off and people just chyll out, smoke drink w.e. we was always fuckn with the cops n shit. maybe we fucked with them too hard cuz almost everyone i know is locked up now. Our local jail is RCJ....Rockland County Jail. But most peoples crimes gets them sent upstate to prison. (fishkill, wash{washington}, greene, downstate, upstate, ulster, eastern, and many other places. buh yea thats valley.

and these are some stats i copy n pasted....

Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%

10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%

New York: ***** 20.4%

Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).

For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes

For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%

Races in Spring Valley:

Black (44.0%)

White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)

Hispanic (15.4%)

Two or more races (6.3%)

Other race (5.3%)

Asian Indian (2.7%)

Filipino (1.3%)

American Indian (0.8%)

Other Asian (0.7%)

(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)

2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)

© 2009 Onboard Informatics. Information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed
A: where are you from?
B: spring valley
A: ohhhhh......well i gotta go now....bye
by It is what it is B August 25, 2009
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Another corny "tuff ghetto" village in rockland, NY. Tha population heritage iz mostly Jewz and Haitians and MEXIKANZ aka swine flu in Haverstraw.. PPl over there think there tuff but there almost as soft as "HaviI" ppl. Wen u walk up in a store da clerck b sayin "bu buh buh!" in haitian langwidge dat wuld mean "Wudda u want." i think, ne wayz letz get on with tha Xample.. ohh and fuck da copz over there but in haverstraw itz eazier to steal a bike kuz 5 yr oldz own it lol wait dis iz about wing valley.
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Yo GL aka Lee letz stop by jersey camera ryt of Rte.59 spring valley nd steal some goodiez frm dat dumasS!
Brooklyn Nigga 2: JWill aka Jeremiah da kopz iz madd nozey nigga letz do dis at nyt.
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Nd da gurlz b ugly lol.
Brooklyn Nigga 2: I kno! but wuddis gotta do wiff robing da arabian dumbass??
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Kuz we cant show off infrunnov ugly bitchez.
Brooklyn Nigga 2:Ya gotta point lil nigga,by tha way facebook him jeremiah williams frm NY beyyotch!ohh maggie wut up
by JWill824 October 31, 2009
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