Peanut-Piss

first discovered by adam palethorpe on the 13.04.1998

masturbating on a semi full bladder, ejaculating, then finding yourself urinating short, sharp and annoying bursts of piss over a period of time like an old man with an aggravated prostate, keeping you from falling asleep for at least 30 minutes. the remedy is to store urine into a mammoth sized portion, until your japseye has gone from tingling to feeling numb, then you can let rip on your toilet basin.
A.K.A.
P-to-the-P

Omg tell your dad to stop P-to-the-P-ing in my mum's mouth

had major peanut-piss last night

by hand calluses February 12, 2011