Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010
Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
by Bad Brians January 31, 2014