NETN 

basically means, in a situation where you want to leave because you don't like the person/activity etc. NEED EMERGENCY TEXT NOW = NETN

Boy: hey
Girl: hello (texts friend, NETN)
Boy: so what's -
Girl: (recieves text) sorry i gotta go, bye.

NETN by StealthK74 July 5, 2010

netnuke

A computer technology community that consists of a variety of tutorials for anything from graphic design in Maya to removing spyware. The community itself offers help with all kinds of computer trouble. NetNuke also has a tight-knit upper community that is closed off to regular members as well, god knows what they're up to in there...

My computer broke, I'm gonna go to netnuke.us to get some help.

netnuke by me February 12, 2006

netnanny 

A stupid program that stops little kiddies going to sites that 40 year olds get 10year olds to go to.

Bobby, "Hey Carl Age\Sex\Location?"
Britney, "11\f\Hungry"
Bobby, "HAHAHA, your so funny. hey i am 11 too, but i am male and i am looking to see what sex is like? go to my webcam here and we can take pictures of eachother playing with eachother!"
Britney, "Oh no, netnanny blocked that site. but we can go to this one! www.HOT-WET-90-year-old-TEEN-wannabies.com my dad takes me there all the time."

netnanny by mooiamacow June 1, 2003

netnut 

technological hybrid/lowbrid, a loner completely unaware he/she has become one; but has to order out food and take 'washroom breaks' in his/her own home because he/she is afraid of missing some crucial statement typed from across the world...some may have catheters or colostomy bags attached to them..some have beerfridges next to their computers..they don't sleep much 5-10 hours a week..and usually have monetary issues due to the fact they cant hold a job seeing as it may interfere with whats going on online..sad individuals in need of therapy..

we all knew lil susie was a netnut when we smelled the decayin food in her house and saw the ashtrays all full.. it took 5 of us to haul her 300 lb carcass away from the computer and into netdetox

netnut by llynn byrne July 18, 2006

netnow 

The one and only tried and true reseller platform for net services. You can sell Web Hosting, VPS, VPN, Proxies and more. All without writing a single line of code.

I signed up on netnow 1 year ago, now I'm making millions.

netnow by netnow August 15, 2021

netnix 

The act of mailing back a Netflix movie rental that was never watched.

Yeah, I had that one unopened on my counter for like 3 weeks, so I finally netnixed it.

netnix by dfrond March 19, 2010

netnovella 

a netbook, but even smaller in size.

Johnny tried to surf the internet but accidentally inhaled his netnovella.

netnovella by wwwayne December 15, 2008