The coolest person on earth. Superior to all.
"Did you see Neemy today ?"
"No"
"OMG, she is the coolest person, I nearly died!"
by _juicebox._ November 11, 2020
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Slang term for dick. A neemie is the shaft of the penis, the long part, the part that bitches stroke.
Sarah: Oh my god Jack's neemie was so fucking huge.
Jane: What the hell is a neemie?
by not your parents February 18, 2014
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Neemi is the most amazing person. Someone who will truly change your life for the better. A Neemi will be the funniest guy you meet and will make you smile or laugh regardless of how you're feeling. They will warm your heart full of happiness until they rage from video games. jkjk They're a gamer tho! A musician,a creator, and the best friend you could ever ask for. He will ever make you feel anything less then special and your live will be forever changed in a good way due to his amazing character. Neemi will be extremely successful one day, due to his many talents and charisma. His feelings are 100% genuine and always come from the heart. Having a Neemi I your life will make you the happiest girl alive.
by n&mforever October 19, 2019
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Small toys specifically shaped as an animal or person. They're usually dispensed by fast food resturants with children's meals, and horribly painful to step on when a child leaves them on the floor.
"When you're done playing with your neemies, please put them away."

"What happened to your foot?"
"I just stepped on a sharp neemie while I was in your room."
by Jane Howery April 8, 2008
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