My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

by An unknown bitch May 8, 2020

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

My Dick

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008

My Dick

the beastiest song EVER. Mickey Avalon and DJ Kris P are lyrical geniuses !

WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS

my dick

by noskinnypants November 9, 2010

On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 13, 2004

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 13, 2010

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 31, 2019