A real man. One that will come in and sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. He will wine and dine you with more love and respect them you ever imagined. He will steal your heart. And the best but weird part when you meet him he will be in red and black shorts and wearing cowboy boots with a gray tank top. Bit you will fall so hard for him.
He is my Donald
by Quiethustler May 15, 2018
Donald, despite the other definitions, is a great man. The Donald I know is great. He's funny, talented, sweet, tall, and very attractive. Some people may say he's ugly, but he's beautiful on the inside and out. Don't ever part with a Donald, because you might not come across one again.
by Spaggetti_Monster_C.M. April 7, 2019
A slimy serpent with no heart and a mean soul. A person who only cares about them self, ripping out hearts and stomping on them to get what he wants and needs. He is extremely clever and knows exactly how to fuck someone over. You will never meet a bigger liar and deception is what he does best. Donald is evil and you should NOT get involved. Like crack, you will be sucked in by the fake charm and not able to get out. Donald is a life long mooch and loves to take advantage of people. Stealing is also a habit. Beware of him, you will get hurt in more ways then one. Donald will cause you to commit suicide and or lifelong pain, fear and dis trust. Donald will take you down.
You have been infected with the wrath of Donald
Thanks to Donald I will never love or trust anyone again
Used and abused by the amazing Donald
Thanks to Donald I will never love or trust anyone again
Used and abused by the amazing Donald
by foreveraffected July 7, 2011
by thestorryteller September 6, 2018
Donald is a person who cares about himself and others. He is a lovely, loyal and sweet man. He makes people laugh and loves to help others. He also loves sports and he even plays some of them.
by Key-chain August 20, 2018
A lonely man who burns hookers on the arms with cigarettes, before burying them in the backyard under the clothesline.
by mymainmanslim July 6, 2010
"Hey, check the Donald on that guy over there"
"That guy's Donald looks as though he had his hair styled in a Boeing wind tunnel"
"You gotta buzzard on your head or is your Donald MEANT to look like that?"
"That guy's Donald looks as though he had his hair styled in a Boeing wind tunnel"
"You gotta buzzard on your head or is your Donald MEANT to look like that?"
by Marshallasthefish November 15, 2007