Crappetizer

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizer

When someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.

I went to use the bathroom at Wal-Mart and someone left me a Crappetizer!

by LazyFantazzie March 2, 2010

Crappetizer

Snacks eaten whilst pooping

I most enjoy my morning poo with a hot cup of Joe and crappetizers.

by Mkol August 8, 2017

Crappetizers

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels April 30, 2007

crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 4, 2010

crappetizer

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

by Karen Drummey August 4, 2007