butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 5, 2017

butt ton

A very large indefinite amount. such as the limit of X as X approaches infinity.

Going to the gym this late sucks, there's going to be a butt ton of people.

by aznpwr January 14, 2009

butt ton

synonym for "butt load" "ass load"
also used as "metric butt ton"

"Dude you gotta come over I got a metric butt ton of weed"

by Carney January 13, 2004

butt-ton

mmore than a shit load.

Dude! your dog left a butt ton of shit in my yard!

by csilwy October 31, 2003

A Butt Ton

A value of measurement relating to the mass of Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian's Asses combined.

"Man the universe is a butt ton bigger than me!"

by DyingHawk May 31, 2015

metric butt ton

A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.

All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!

-or-

I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.

by Macslacker February 4, 2006

Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.

there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome

by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 24, 2010