The Sunshine State. A southern state that contains major concentrations of hicks in the north, elderly Jews in the south, and areas of other great concentrations of certain groups. Florida is heavily populated in the east, and quiet in the west. Tampa may possiby be the most dangerous city in the nation, but crime is high throughout the state. The state is known for being a haven for vacationers, the starting point for most of the nation's drugs, and always having warm conditions (yet often rainey).
I have no opinion on Florida.
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 7, 2003
by D.Reiner January 11, 2011
Southeastern State recently ravaged by 4 different hurricanes in 2 months. In my opinion great place to vacation, but sucky place to live. (Before you start getting mad at me saying that Florida sucks, let me tell you that I LIVE in Pensacola.)
by B-Mac January 22, 2005
The OTHER Hell, I live in Florida so I know what I'm talking about. Old people everywhere, everbody drives like they never passed driver's ED., It's like a friggin' desert here, despite the humidity which makes it suck even more. Florida is full of preps, people on ritalin, and various Jack-offs.
by I HATE Florida October 26, 2003
A small town in New York named solely to confuse the shit out of people. Similar to warwick in size, shape, and dullness.
Also, someone mildly important was born here.
Also, someone mildly important was born here.
Person 1: I live in Florida.
Person 2: Wow, lucky, I bet its so warm there
Person 1: No, its cold as fuck
Person 2 has been effectively confused.
Person 2: Wow, lucky, I bet its so warm there
Person 1: No, its cold as fuck
Person 2 has been effectively confused.
by what the hell do i put here January 5, 2011
Has lots of hurricanes and old people who cant drive or vote. Its too bad the hurricanes dont ever dominate the old people. This state also has lots of tourists who crowd all of the over-rated theme parks. Florida is the most southern state, but "acts" the least southern of the southern states. Got it?
Oh you're going to Florida? Don't get hit by those old people that get thrown from hurricanes, you stupid tourist.
Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH!!
Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH!!
by SHAZOM August 14, 2004
Southern state I spent the past five years in and never want to go back. Filled with dumbass redneck preppies. Everything is half assed. Has blistering hot summers and freezing winters. The only good thing about it is Daytona Beach and Discovery Cove in Orlando. Its pretty much just for old people and touring. Its one thing to visit Florida, but a WHOLE other thing to actually live there.
by Adaira July 6, 2007