Billy and Timmy went to the graveyard, dug up a corpse. Billy put his mouth at the corpse's rotting vagina, and Timmy jumped on her stomach so that all her bodily juices flowed out into Billy's eager mouth.
Billy: What did we just do?
Timmy: We went munting!
Billy: Or we?
Timmy: Munted
Billy: Which is a variant of the verb...
Timmy: To Munt.
Billy: What did we just do?
Timmy: We went munting!
Billy: Or we?
Timmy: Munted
Billy: Which is a variant of the verb...
Timmy: To Munt.
by manyperson August 11, 2009
(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.
In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.
In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
by theflyingnerd December 6, 2007
To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'
by anon May 22, 2004
To "munt" or the act of "munting" is an Scottish/Australian word to describe puking/throwing up/vomitting. Often to describe intentional/deserved vomiting (being drunk, reacting to a disgusting message etc)
by NotManky May 15, 2022
From the New Zealand Herald:
Christchurch resident Jane Smith, who works in the central city, earlier told the Herald a work colleague had helped with rescue efforts after a building facade collapsed on a bus on Colombo St.
"There's people dead. He was pulling them out of a bus. Colombo St is completely munted," she said.
Christchurch resident Jane Smith, who works in the central city, earlier told the Herald a work colleague had helped with rescue efforts after a building facade collapsed on a bus on Colombo St.
"There's people dead. He was pulling them out of a bus. Colombo St is completely munted," she said.
by Hugh___Jass February 22, 2011
fuck me, I was munted last night.
by fluffy February 27, 2003
by Tara Eve October 13, 2004