the tumor

the act of pulling your balls out through your open fly and squeezing them so they turn shiny and purple while simultaneously getting someone to look at it.

As i showed her the tumor laughing uncontrollably, i yelled look at this shit.

by TfromL September 30, 2007

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the tumor

The tumor is when you have one testicle showing outside of your pants/shorts, you then turn to an audience and ask them " Does this look like a tumor? ". The audience will look down at your ball sack and then they say "what the fuck man" and then you laugh at their stupidity.

Nick: "Hey Rob does this look like the tumor?"
Rob: (looking down) " What the fuck man, why you gotta show me your sack?"
Nick: "Hahahahahahahaha dumbass"

by Nickross August 2, 2009

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it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004

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tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005

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