Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

by Labradoodle March 1, 2009

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

Playing in a puddle of puke.

Or

The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.

Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.

by astrozombie27 March 8, 2011

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean February 14, 2005

Hold on i am about to splarf.

by varooka May 19, 2009