Worse than a regular skank, a skankbag is a skank who has offended you personally with their skankyness.
by Your bald headed granny October 5, 2004
An derogatory reference to overpriced, designer hand bags, especially those made by Louis Vuitton and worn by Paris Hilton.
by skankbagger March 12, 2011
a rediculously overpriced handbag (usually of the louis vuitton variety) bought solely because clueless whores will by anything the fashion industry says is in style and worn by an 'in-fashion' girl to demonstrate to all that she is indeed a whore/skank.
see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”
see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”
Derek: look at that louis vuitton whore with her skankbag
Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.
Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.
Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.
Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.
Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.
Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.
by roamingandy March 14, 2011
A person you hate who is not necessarily a skank, but acts like one in the effort of trying to be a skank /whore or, quite possibly, a slut. In this case can indeed be a male I am referring to who may indeed be a total and complete cunt. Therefore, cunt can be used interchangeably with skank as you see necessary and proper. This person is a douchebag but that term fails to express their d-bag-ness.
Also this said skankbag (cunt!) may pretend to be friends with you, only to use you to find parties/girls/friends/alcohol and may use you as a ride to reach these said things. Then, after the above things have been obtained may in fact ditch you for these new friends etc. which they used you to get. May even stoop as low as to use going to your house as an excuse for their parents to sleepover somewhere for a whorish party. Now this said Skankbag will no longer bother hanging out with you but may pretend to care just so as to keep future possibilities open, but in fact does not care about you at all and would rather drink and smoke with these new friends and fellow skankbags. A complete asshole and horrible friend, you kinda don't care if they get an STD for being such a fucking cunt!
Also this said skankbag (cunt!) may pretend to be friends with you, only to use you to find parties/girls/friends/alcohol and may use you as a ride to reach these said things. Then, after the above things have been obtained may in fact ditch you for these new friends etc. which they used you to get. May even stoop as low as to use going to your house as an excuse for their parents to sleepover somewhere for a whorish party. Now this said Skankbag will no longer bother hanging out with you but may pretend to care just so as to keep future possibilities open, but in fact does not care about you at all and would rather drink and smoke with these new friends and fellow skankbags. A complete asshole and horrible friend, you kinda don't care if they get an STD for being such a fucking cunt!
Wow, Pat turned out to be a total fucking cunt. I can't believe i wasted my time with that skankbag. He can go smoke a dick. He truly is a horrible friend and a manwhore Fuck!
by jessmont May 1, 2009
A skankbag is any person who is being particularly annoying to you at that moment in time. The person being annoyed has the right to call said annoying person a skankbag at any given point in the time of their annoying-ness.
Kaycee: Do you remember that dress you tried on at the store that didn't fit that you really liked?
Taylor: Yes.
Kaycee: Well, I bought it for me and it looks great!
Taylor: You're a skankbag!!!
Taylor: Yes.
Kaycee: Well, I bought it for me and it looks great!
Taylor: You're a skankbag!!!
by K.CTheDyingReindeer March 31, 2009
by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015
That skankbag is wearing the same dirty clothes she had on yesterday. What did she do sleep on someone’s dogshit infested lawn?
by Fishbowl1976 May 19, 2023