Piffer

by clocc April 25, 2009

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

This is when somebody sticks their finger up their butt and scratches it. Then they lick their finger.

Eww that girl is Definitely a Piffer did you see her just do that?

by Vinicent May 29, 2008

piffer

A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.

by Anthony April 4, 2005

When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"

Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.

by JamesBradshsw September 29, 2015

by bob September 4, 2004

ie. jodi slept with panties on for fear of getting spiders in her piffer.

by upnorth July 26, 2005