field mouse

one who is known for frequently having sexual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat

"man stephanie's such a field mouse."

by iunno January 15, 2008

field mouse

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse

josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

by pones McChicken Fingaz December 10, 2003

Field Mouse

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.

I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.

by bs February 14, 2005

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.

Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.

by Jermangus July 31, 2008

hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.

"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."

by Rainifer December 9, 2008