When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 30, 2021
Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.
by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010
This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?
It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009
When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
by Bob slideil April 18, 2006
I thought I was crazy in love with him, but after we dated for years; I now know that flowers bloom and fall from time to time.
by le bonheur February 25, 2022
by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020