One of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. When practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. Yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. Anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.
I do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so I can do wierd shit and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it's how I got a six pack), and girls think it's hot.
by nirvanarageatm December 19, 2004
The indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and sexy.
Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening.
This can heal your any disease or injury.
Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening.
This can heal your any disease or injury.
by vicks April 1, 2013
any exercise that requires very little physical exertion
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.
by Seudónimo January 31, 2011
a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.
rachel-"in yoga the grass is as green as your shirt"
catherine-"but my shirt is white?"
rachel- "exactly."
catherine-"but my shirt is white?"
rachel- "exactly."
by yoggish genius August 1, 2009
Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.
girl: I'm doing yoga.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.
by Boom Shacka Lacka! April 9, 2009
by mary August 4, 2004
"hey man, im gonna go do some yoga." "lets get together and do this wicked yoga i got in europe" "hey man, can you hook me up with some yoga?"
by morgan the mighty September 7, 2005