What my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a vagina fighting its way thru all the hair.
"don't even think of getting near me with that nasty ass crotchface! go shave that shit! if i wanted to make out with a vagina,i sure as shit wouldnt be married to you!" she said to him.
by CRUEFAN February 27, 2011
(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface
(verb) to occupy the crotchface
guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!
by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009
one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.
by twoOHhoe November 15, 2007
an awesome blossom, who rocks like a chicken smock. a crotchface killah can usually be found near a lilly rat and always loves you and will never white glove you. occasionally, people will wonder "what's wrong wit yer arms?" but they're ok, crotchface killah's just like other people to steer their cars, or when in the mood to drive they will request that you rest your thumbs. a crotchface killah is fun to eat with because they will make babies out of various dips and never hesitate to put an entire rosie's special on the back of a passed out guy's head.
by jkillah41782 February 3, 2010