A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.
Time rolls On
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday Laughs
Tommorow cries
-Can't Repeat (2005)
by N////A June 21, 2005
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An awesome punk/post-grunge/punk-pop/indie band that formed in 1984 when schoolmates Bryan Keith "Dexter" Holland and Greg "Greg K" Kriesel could not get into a Social Distortion concert; neither of them knew how to play instruments. While Dexter took to guitar, Greg K developed a feel for bass. Later, guitarist Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman, the school custodian, joined for the sole purpose to get them alcohol. Ron Welty, drummer, joined up, though he left the band in 2003 (new drummer is Atom Willard). Since 1984, the Offspring have had seven albums, with one (Smash) introducing them to the mainstream while on an indie label, and a Greatest Hits album coming in June. Also, they'll be in this year's Warped Tour. The Offspring are a talented band and should be applauded for how far they come.
Dude, I can't wait to see the Offspring at Warped Tour!
by Moppeh May 18, 2005
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A band that many people write off because of their zany singles. When you get past the crust, you have the smooth caramel filling.
On the way
Trying to get where I'd like to say
I'm always feeling steered away
By someone trying to tell me
What to say and do
I don't want it
I gotta go find my own way
I gotta go make my own mistakes
Sorry man for feeling
Feeling the way I do
by Caeffen April 30, 2005
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omg omg omg zomg probably....difnately the best band out-there unlike the garage band that formed just down ur street they have a diffrent style of playing unlike anyother band.
i wont fuck with da hui
i wont fuck with da hui
because da hui will fuck with me!

the offspring da hui. (splinter)
by Andrew Copp May 7, 2006
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A kick-ass band that rox my sox!!!! OFFSPRING PWNS nOObs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, I should say no, but its kinda hard when she's ready to go, I may me dumb, but I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
-Self Esteem, Smash (1994)
by Tereth March 13, 2005
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