Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to
JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel
by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009
Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.
by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021