A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.
"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?"
"Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"
by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009
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A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.
Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "
by HeIIoKitty March 23, 2011
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when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear
person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack
by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE April 12, 2018
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A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
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Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
Carlos, lick my hairy asshole
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
by The SPF fam November 16, 2017
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i did and no one will stop me
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
by the golden woodchuck March 21, 2023
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