cool story bro

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

by a1b2c3d4e5 January 6, 2009

cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018

cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg April 9, 2016

cool story bro

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

by NaziCookieMonster June 25, 2011

cool story bro

A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.

*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro

by James Adrian AshtonLillybranch August 13, 2009

cool story bro

Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.

See also TL;DR

cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.

by Lig Na Baste August 14, 2009