Stuckey

the act of pleasuring a gaggle of women to their climax with mere swagger.

I got a Stuckey when I walked into the room he was in and I have never blown an O more memorable.

by LeftzAllDay February 3, 2011

Stuckey's

An odd chain of gas stations and souvenir shops that flourished in the 1950's, became exceedingly unsavory in the 1970's and somehow continues to exist today in 20 states.

Stuckey's is "famous" for its Turd Bird sculptures and gigantic fecal Pecan Logs.

Hey honey, we're low on gas. Should we fill up at Stuckey's.

You bet! I'll grab a famous Pecan Log and one of those amusing Turd Birds for grandpa while you pump 'ol Bessie full of premium petrol!

Ha ha! I wonder which one gramps will eat first!

Oh, you!

by Dave of the Dead November 30, 2008

Stuckeyed

To be rammed in the crotch with a toilet plunger.

Bitch got stuckeyed!

by Randy Savage April 1, 2004

stuckey

In the movie Pretty Woman...Edwards lawyer...Philip Stuckey tried to pick up on Vivianne after learning she was a prostitute... When you "Go stuckey" on someone....you're trying to pick up on another mans whore...

I had been wining and dining that girl for weeks....and then my best buddy went stuckey on me and asked her out!

by Hellena Skye April 4, 2008

stuckey

a two faced liar, who ditches their friends, and leads people on.

You have been really stuckey lately.

by ninjaboob October 17, 2011

stuckey

a name for a homosexual

e.g nick is a stuckey

by mrpuffs February 27, 2005

paris stuckey

one of the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet . she's perfect from head to toe . everyone knows her and if they don't , they wish they did . she's so sweet and stunning . did i mention that she is STUNNING? yeah . her name is just so awesome . it'd be so cool if she went to paris and came back and was like , " hey guys , i'm paris and i've been to paris ! " epic moment right there . if you don't know her then you should get to know her . i mean she isn't hard to miss , she's the one with the gorgeous face and amazing personality . long story short , she's amazing . <3

- gosh , i wish i knew paris . she's so amazing .

- there you have . Paris Stuckey ladies and gentlemen . making girls all around feel like poop compared to her .

by LULU . c; October 24, 2011