Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).
I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!
by darthV September 26, 2008
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a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining
I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011
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the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.
Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1
by luke February 16, 2005
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the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.
After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.
by luke February 16, 2005
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Similar to dutch oven but it takes place in public

Rise and Shine is the act of farting on an escalator "accidentally" in order to wake up individuals below you who have no choice but to Rise N Shine
by Paradizzi February 8, 2023
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