The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness
Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.
Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.
Jay: SMURD!
Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?
Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.
Jay: SMURD!
Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?
by JayGood June 14, 2007
"Oh my god Becky, i wont ever date a midget again. It took me two hours to get that smurd out of my hair".
by Pappa Smurf October 23, 2006
- My team is so bad... I will go back to my main account in Master...
- Hahaha you're a smurd, you're Master and you can't even carry a game in gold elo.
- Hahaha you're a smurd, you're Master and you can't even carry a game in gold elo.
by Jycounnet August 18, 2020
by SmurdTurd January 3, 2019
by the man of letters and words September 6, 2022
The combination of smelly, and turd.
1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.
2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.
1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.
2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.
by horacio bogton August 12, 2008
when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".
by Dah-Tah November 13, 2016