A fearsome and awe-inspiring display of line-drive hitting prowess, as made popular by Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia
"Did you bring your glasses for the laser show?" --Dustin Pedroia, to Brian Roberts, prior to the start of Pedroia's pre-game batting practice session
by Mr. Banana Grabber July 25, 2008
A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.
by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010
A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
by Batguy256 January 9, 2011
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
by shnarf May 26, 2008