A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.
by TheyCallMeElJefe May 30, 2007
The condition that follows when someone falls asleep at their computer. It refers to the pattern that is created on the person's face when his face rests on the keyboard as he sleep.
by Renegade April 12, 2004
Out of all his tantrums on the tennis court, I wonder if John McEnroe ever gave anyone a waffle face--even the referees.
by RJSchex February 17, 2005
by Charles Teed April 16, 2008
Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.
Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.
by Goldendale August 11, 2006
That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.
by AntoineStumpf March 19, 2021
Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.
Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.
by Wild Bill Blackstar March 27, 2012