n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez
"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"
by Helmut Kohl June 9, 2007
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Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf
She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch
by paraleel October 4, 2011
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a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach
by Alex Powers May 23, 2003
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The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...
Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.
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Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.
After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.
by Kurt 'The German' March 16, 2006
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Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.

"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"
by TCK82 February 8, 2008
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When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.
"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"
by MeganDailey23 May 3, 2013
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