A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."
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A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"
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Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person
look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey
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When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.
"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."
by Kahrispy October 13, 2011
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Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.
"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"
by keefington January 28, 2009
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Pimples on an amputees stump.
Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples
by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas October 5, 2007
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A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people
At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.
by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019
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