Chode

I can't fit that thing in my mouth! It's a total chode!
Chodes feel good in my tight pussy.

Relatively used in different meanings, one main meaning is a penis as long as it is wide. Meaning a person with a chode has a fat, small penis.

"See that guy over there?"

"Yeah."

"I heard he started in a gay porno called 'The 69 lbs. of Chode'.

by Brett1014 July 1, 2006

A male between 16-30 acting like he is God's gift to everything.

The frat boys are nothing but a bunch of chodes.

by ischoz October 3, 2008

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Adam Joseph February 20, 2007

A person who believes that a gouch or taint is called a chode and fails to realize a chode is a short fat cock

Thats dude thinks a chode is a taint

haha what a chode

by chodemaster221 July 3, 2010

Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.

by Mizukage Joe October 3, 2009

A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded

I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.

by tbhturtle December 26, 2015