The First and Worst addition to the next Gen Race. Sort of looks like a inverted pussie with a soccer ball in it. Sometimes reffered to as an xsucks 360.
OMG! AN INVERTED PUSSIE! WITH A SOCCER BALL SHOVED IN IT! oh wait... thats an xsucks 360... eh, uh, xbox 360
by redeemkilla March 11, 2008
The successor to Microsoft's Xbox. Set to be released this November. Will be the first next-gen console out on the market.
Microsoft thinks that being the first console out will make them the winner in the next-gen console wars, but it takes more than just being the first out the door to be proclaimed the winner (just look at what happened to the Dreamcast).
They're gonna learn the hard way. Sony will crush them like little bitch ass roaches.
They're gonna learn the hard way. Sony will crush them like little bitch ass roaches.
by Paul Rodriguez May 12, 2005
Xbox 360 a.k.a. Xbox please fix me, xbox 3shitty or fagbox3shitty. One other the suckiest next-gen counsel(behind the wii). The system that only cheap ass americans buy. Almost completely non existent in japan. Only have to good games for it which are halo3 (the most overrated game in gaming history) and gears of war 2 which is exactly the same as gear of war 1. The console that overheats, scratches discs, won't read games, freezes, makes a lot of noise, shuts off during gameplay, and display several different error messages. Also, the most expensive console on the market. Must buy pricy firt party add-ons. No harddrive, no wifi, no standard rechargeable controller, no HD player, no games. The only good thing about xbox is xbox live but you have to pay $50 a year to receive this service. Also, the most un-innovative system out. Must steal ideas from other consoles.
In short, the xbox just sucks.
In short, the xbox just sucks.
Douchbag #1 yo, can I come over to play ur xbox 360 cuz mine is broke.
Douchbag #2 na, dude mine is broke too. Besides there are no good games to play.
Douchbag#1 damn dude, that a good point.....maybe we should buy a ps3
Douchbag#2 na dude, I'm too much of a prick to buy one.
Douchbag #2 na, dude mine is broke too. Besides there are no good games to play.
Douchbag#1 damn dude, that a good point.....maybe we should buy a ps3
Douchbag#2 na dude, I'm too much of a prick to buy one.
by Ricofiasco February 13, 2009
Quite possbily the worst name for a console ever.
Looks like an apple computer with a Windows OS and a bootlegged PS2 controler.
Will most likely come in second in the console race, third if microsoft screwed the pooch and did not make it backwards compatiable.
Looks like an apple computer with a Windows OS and a bootlegged PS2 controler.
Will most likely come in second in the console race, third if microsoft screwed the pooch and did not make it backwards compatiable.
Jake- dude have you see the new Xbox....360
Ryan- fuck it dude, just call it Xbox 2, But yeah i saw it, looks like Microsoft finally figured that a console large enough to trap small children in was a bad idea.
Jake- Aye, looks like they once agian stole ideas from Apple, the bastards
Ryan- fuck it dude, just call it Xbox 2, But yeah i saw it, looks like Microsoft finally figured that a console large enough to trap small children in was a bad idea.
Jake- Aye, looks like they once agian stole ideas from Apple, the bastards
by Dr.No May 18, 2005
Microsoft's latest in total crap. 58% breakdown rate within a year. Gets red ring of death approximately every 16.31 seconds. If you buy it, you will probably end up using it as a paperweight. Totally overrated.
Guy 1: Just got a new xbox 360
Guy 2: Cool lets go play it
5 MINUTES LATER
Guy 1: This is awesome!!!
(Breaks)
Guy 2: Aww.... that sux
Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight!
Guy 2: Cool lets go play it
5 MINUTES LATER
Guy 1: This is awesome!!!
(Breaks)
Guy 2: Aww.... that sux
Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight!
by Beastley Dude February 5, 2011
The reincarnation of the Dreamcast. A video game console doomed from the start by lack of quality games, shortages, glitching, and malfunctions.
by Elmo3 April 13, 2006
biggest piece of shit ever manufactured in the history of gamming consoles. It looks like shit, smells like shit, and even tastes like shit. Sony's PS3 will pwn it, no questions asked. Not because its manufactured by Microsoft, but because its just shit.
by Xbox 360 looks like a piece of shit March 18, 2006