United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.
The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
by TheSporadic April 12, 2017
by YaBoiKras April 11, 2017
by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
by Boeing777-300 April 12, 2017
Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
by WeAreLOL April 10, 2017
Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"
Or
"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"
Or
"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"
by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017
A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
by ZKOS April 12, 2017