noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
by J_Hawk08 November 12, 2007