Easy Peasy Tax, acronym. Attempt to stop Guardian online crossworders from overt displays of early-morning smugness by demanding entertaining compensation for irritating posts in the comments section, such as the classic "Easy Peasy", "Piece of Cake", "2 minutes & 16 seconds, really setter?", "What is this, The Sun, FFS?". Interesting notions or links such as musical clips, limericks, artwork and virtual food may be offered.
"Crossword finished before the plunger even down on the cafetiere... EPT this:

Let's hope that tomorrow the setter
Will come up with something much better
If it weren't for the splother,
I just wouldn't bother,
But be grabbing instead my Beretta!"
by JuicyCruci November 22, 2012
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This word is the opposite of "inept," or "awkward." It stands for extreme efficiency in doing a task at hand (often suavely and smoothly). Other variations of the word: eptness, eptly
The good-looking gent eptly poured the pretty lady a rum and coke.
by pi314pi314 July 17, 2009
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1. Displaying general lack of incompetence. 2. An ability to complete an unimpressive task satisfactorily. ANTONYM: inept.
He would be perfect, because he is more than ept.
by monster February 19, 2003
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EL PASO TX. Even though the rest of TX don't claim us, it's cool we don't claim them.

El Chuco por vida
by PSV27 April 11, 2005
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Common root foradept” and “inept because they don’t share one for some fucking reason
“How good is she at giving head?”
“She’s not totally inept, or totally adept, she’s just… ept.”
by IHateMyLife69420666 June 8, 2023
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The characteristic of being capable
They did their job so well, I wasn’t aware how ept they were at their profession
by Mercmerc June 5, 2021
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Ept-movie(z)(s), Ept movie(z)(s), Ept. movie(z)(s), EPM(z)(s)

Is short for Exploitation Movie. It's pronounced E-pt, as one word.
You have not seen crap, until you see my Ept-movie collation.
by Mahiar Ghannadi August 19, 2009
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