Slop tart

Slop tart is a classic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.

Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.

This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?

Man 2: Yeah, what about her?

Man 1: She used to be hot, but after I dumped her she turned into a total slop tart.

Man 2: Damn, dude!

by Gambo1984 February 11, 2011

Slop tart

A college or high school-aged girl who can't hold her alcohol.

"I had to clean up after my sister and her slop tart friends after they puked in my car."

by Ro Jo March 26, 2008

slop-tart

One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.

Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.

by aladiesman August 25, 2008

Slop-tart

heavy set male generally messy looking, has that dont give a fuck attitude, has weird wide eyed look and works a pepboys

slop-tart... to the parts counter

by class 2011 redneck January 3, 2011

slop tart

a girl that cant hold her booze and normally gets a train ran on her donkey butt

Man that girls the biggest slop tart, she can say her name cuz shes always gotta dick in her mouth.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

slop tart

a slop tart is a girl you may see at 2- 4am at the bar/club wearing close to nothing and highly intoxicated.She is sloppy,sluty and retarded enough to be taken advantage of.

hey G check out that slop tart dancing,u see the ass comin out of those shorts? what a sloppp!im going to go buy her a drink and hope i get lucky.

by mikkee bbbbb September 4, 2009

Slop Tart

Someone who is just a complete sloppy train wreck!!!

"Wow. That girl is such a slop tart!!!"

by LawCoLaw June 30, 2009