someone who works in the illustrious fast food industry
High school kids and losers with GED's are typically paper hats.
by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel September 2, 2007
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Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.
"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
by stropmag October 4, 2006
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The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
by Asa Guy May 14, 2007
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The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."

Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
by SrgMiffy March 17, 2009
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a toilet paper hat
That's a mighty fine toilet paper hat, Ted.
by poobert January 16, 2003
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The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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