lanced

To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.

Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.

by French Cycling Organization July 23, 2010

lanced

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

by Karen_ November 7, 2006

lanced

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

by eyetab November 7, 2006

lanced

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006

lanced

To get really drunk.

"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"

by Blunt252 May 8, 2006

Lanc Lanc

Lanc Lanc is used to refer to Lancaster City, Pennsylvania..

Yo nigga, you tryin to hit up Lanc Lanc this weekend?

by J--Money December 19, 2005

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019