The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)
Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.
by Brenthew September 12, 2008
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by Hookerbooker May 28, 2018
Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.
Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."
by Taboo McNasty September 11, 2006
Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.
Time to go awaken the hot snake...
by phubans August 17, 2006
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