scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.

Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!

by coby March 2, 2003

scamper

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.

by sp9ecialK March 3, 2003

scamper

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."

by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010

scampering

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.

by Slipkid May 11, 2006

Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"

by Minecraft miner 101 June 13, 2018

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe July 23, 2008

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006