A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 13, 2006
A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 14, 2006
n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.
Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.
by VictoBenko March 15, 2011
by fivetweezy September 19, 2010
(v) what you end up writing on your paper because the hot chick in front of you has her thong showing and you just can't concentrate and all you write on your test is useless answers.
by jack the fart ripper May 13, 2010
1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023