McTarded

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

McTard

Refers to the immeasurable number of complete asshats the world has to offer, as it is equal to the number of McDonald's restaurants in any given place.

Shane is such a McTard!

by Bean Breath April 5, 2006

MCTARD

A PERSON WHO WORKS AT MCDONALD'S THAT WILL LIKELY STAY THERE FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE..

DUDE, THAT MCTARD FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.

by BIGSKINNY July 14, 2008

McTard

McTard is a shorter version of McRetard. A McTard is a disparaging term for a McDonalds, fast food employee or persons other bottom-level end position service related.

McTard is also a derogatory term referring to those with mental disabilities, mentally challenged and mentally handicapped persons working at McDonalds or food service related jobs.

That McTard couldn't get my order right, so the manager had to take my order!

by Anon-in-Illinois October 27, 2005

MCTard

A person who's greatly biased for MC and thinks he can beat just about anyone.

A typical MCTard: "MC can take out Ryu, Goku, Sephiroth, and God!! Because he's in one of the best shooters ever and he's cool like that!!"

by Kevin Justin August 3, 2006

McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.

1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen

by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009