Slang from the 50's or 60's for "Gee, Shit Happens" Often used by Catholic boys/girls or those attending private schools. When called on what exactly it meants (by nuns, priests, ministers, WHOEVER), they would explain it as "Gee, STUFF happens".
by Shawn Collins24 January 6, 2008
When one chooses to have unprotected sex
by Brisk Dinero January 24, 2012
a verb meaning "to rub your gooch on an object or person". Traditionally used as a punishment or threat to a disliked person. The threat is multiplied if the gooch in question is sweaty.
"Dude if you don't turn your music down, I'm going to go for a run and then Geesh your pillow after you go out tonight"
by Herr Ballenschwett September 12, 2011
An oriental massage parlor that advertises “Stress Therapy Massages” but in reality operates as a full brothel. Typically open 24/7 and located in seedy areas, geeshes often serve as the last resort for drunk bros that struck out during that nights escapades.
Dylan: Yo Mike did you bang Kati in Atlantic City last night?
Mike: Nah, she was all pissed at me so I took the money I won and me and Nat just got jerked at the geesh.
Mike: Nah, she was all pissed at me so I took the money I won and me and Nat just got jerked at the geesh.
by Mikeypal609 July 9, 2018
by MyBoyBobby July 13, 2019
by Thorsten Kettner July 27, 2006