befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala April 22, 2011

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Bluefire310 April 8, 2007

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Blue_fire310 April 15, 2007

befucked

A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.

"She was as roughas befucked", used to describe a particulary ugly Girl.

by Vicferrari July 5, 2006

Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

by Aevos April 6, 2016

befuck

to fuck someone...befuck is saying it in a funny way

i think i'll go befriend this new girl, then befuck her...i wont bemoan it afterwards tho cuz she's hot

by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) June 27, 2005

befuckered

completely screwed over to a point of no return

I haven't finished my project and I'm surely befuckered now.

by joshmon April 18, 2015