Prescott Arizona, a great place if your retired and want to do nothing all day. Moving here is also decent for punishing your children, or if you hate yourself. There's nothing to do except hikes when its not to hot in the summer, or cold in the winter. 75 percent of this town is Mormon, including almost every decent girl you meet, which are very few. Its actually shocking how few attractive girls live in this town! Growing up here you can hang out a few places including Walmart, your basement watching movies, or the square with 5 restaurant they call downtown. Drugs are popular and cheap, Living so close to the border there's a plentiful supply of heroin and weed. By the time you get to high school most people are so bored its rare to meet someone that's sober and not pregnant. I don't understand why you would move to Prescott, but it's your choice (don't do it man).
"Hey have you been to Prescott, az?"
"Ya I used to visit until my friend there drank bleach"
"Still better than living there"
"Ya I used to visit until my friend there drank bleach"
"Still better than living there"
by urbankid445 July 27, 2014
A rural town in Northern Arizona where cowboys go to retire. Everywhere you look there is a Mexican restaurant and some rocks. There’s a lot of rocks. Rocks.
by queen of chicken nuggets June 2, 2019
You old, bordering on ancient? Prescott is the place for you! This place is God’s waiting room. Plenty of rich doctors too.
There is absolutely nothing to do here for teenagers, except for hiking. Everybody goes to Phoenix for a good time. Because of the old people and druggies that dropped out of the plentiful rehab facilities, the drivers here are hilariously bad. There has been one big movie about this town, and it wasn’t even filmed here (Only the Brave). Of course it had to be about a tragedy. Everyone in the film had a western accent and most rode horses, painting this town to feel like the modern-old West. To be fair, almost everybody is packing heat in this town. 80% of this town is Mormon, and the other 20% is Christian. England has a pub on every corner, Prescott has churches. Unless you want your kids to die of boredom, don’t come here.
There is absolutely nothing to do here for teenagers, except for hiking. Everybody goes to Phoenix for a good time. Because of the old people and druggies that dropped out of the plentiful rehab facilities, the drivers here are hilariously bad. There has been one big movie about this town, and it wasn’t even filmed here (Only the Brave). Of course it had to be about a tragedy. Everyone in the film had a western accent and most rode horses, painting this town to feel like the modern-old West. To be fair, almost everybody is packing heat in this town. 80% of this town is Mormon, and the other 20% is Christian. England has a pub on every corner, Prescott has churches. Unless you want your kids to die of boredom, don’t come here.
by GuessGirl20 June 22, 2018
A small, thriving city located in north-central Arizona.
The town is nestled in a scenic valley at the northern edge of the vicious Bradshaw Mountains. The pine-clad mountains above town reach heights of nearly 8,000ft, however downtown Prescott rests at 5,400ft.
Prescott’s central downtown is built around an elm-shaded, traditional courthouse plaza complete with the historic Whiskey Row.
Slang terms the locals like to distribute are PTown, Biscuit and Skit
A friendly note to visitors:
Pronunciation: 'pres-k&t, -"kät
like biscuit or triscuit.
The town is nestled in a scenic valley at the northern edge of the vicious Bradshaw Mountains. The pine-clad mountains above town reach heights of nearly 8,000ft, however downtown Prescott rests at 5,400ft.
Prescott’s central downtown is built around an elm-shaded, traditional courthouse plaza complete with the historic Whiskey Row.
Slang terms the locals like to distribute are PTown, Biscuit and Skit
A friendly note to visitors:
Pronunciation: 'pres-k&t, -"kät
like biscuit or triscuit.
"I am looking to pick up an insane amount of healthy woman. I think I will head to the lovely city of Prescott, AZ?"
by Cosmo S. February 18, 2006
Prescott: A charmingly tiny town with breathtaking views...and that's about it. It's fun to visit, but I would not recommend living in this veritable hell-hole. The town rolls up the sidewalks at 9 pm: after this, you can go to Denny's, Whataburger, or Wal-Mart - the only 24-hour venues in town. The mall offers limited shopping; the restaurants offer scarce variety; and if you're looking for cultural diversity, it isn't here.
The education system is appalling, at best. The administration at the high school is essentially a dictatorship run by incompetent rubes with little to no wisdom or expertise.
There is absolutely nothing to do, with the exception of sex and drugs. Thus, the high pregnancy rate and rampant meth use.
Yes, the views are lovely and when I lived there, I enjoyed hiking in the Dells. But you can't go hiking every day, and the snow is annoying rather than beautiful when the snow plows take almost all day to get to your side of town because we only have a couple snow plows.
Also, the town is quickly filling up: property rates are soaring through the roof because there isn't enough housing for all the people. Traffic has become unbearable, and Prescott drivers and inimitably horrible.
The education system is appalling, at best. The administration at the high school is essentially a dictatorship run by incompetent rubes with little to no wisdom or expertise.
There is absolutely nothing to do, with the exception of sex and drugs. Thus, the high pregnancy rate and rampant meth use.
Yes, the views are lovely and when I lived there, I enjoyed hiking in the Dells. But you can't go hiking every day, and the snow is annoying rather than beautiful when the snow plows take almost all day to get to your side of town because we only have a couple snow plows.
Also, the town is quickly filling up: property rates are soaring through the roof because there isn't enough housing for all the people. Traffic has become unbearable, and Prescott drivers and inimitably horrible.
"Prescott, AZ, a town that gets snow almost EVERY YEAR, sold all of the snow plowing equipment to Flagstaff a few years back."
by PirateGold July 2, 2006