by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
by Rofflez March 28, 2009
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
by John The Savage February 20, 2015
A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
by John The Savage February 20, 2015
by mAGIK bUS June 26, 2005
husband to wife -
I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006