by SkidMarkyMark May 25, 2006
John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.
by Xcluxive April 12, 2007
ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.
by ramonski2 June 13, 2010
A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."
"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
by Nubo March 27, 2008
by DeLarsh January 15, 2009
A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.
Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.
by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022
by Freddie February 21, 2005