chocolate box

Anal orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.

After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.

by Psychobenzaprine August 15, 2007

chocolate box

A person (male or female) who is not only good-looking, but charming as well.

Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.

by chocolate box April 20, 2006

chocolate box

a five-some with four black men and one white woman in the middle.

"did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!"
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."

by dabes May 8, 2012

chocolate box raider

1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out

2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole

"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o

"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"

by takeajake69 January 13, 2009

grenade in the chocolate box

To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea

Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"

by Kaibosh December 20, 2013

chocolate box raider

Someone who raids chocolate boxes. ie. someone who likes to pack fudge fudge packer, punch donut-holes, or who is otherwise a leatherclad tail-gunner.

What out Jimmy, here comes uncle chocolate box raider, wanna play trains and tunnels?

by jimmy the peach July 21, 2006

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 9, 2017