n. The female form of Boy Scouts, a highly biased and irritating movement with a stupid uniform, scary leaders and lots of Church-going ten-yer-olds.

NB: Avoid songs at all costs.
Guide Camp is an excellent oppurtunity for anarchy and fire. I enjoyed replacing the campfire songs with The Vandals and Sex Pistols.

I got thrown out of Girl Guides
by TheJaded April 15, 2006
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The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 April 20, 2011
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The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.
Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night
by Spanther December 9, 2008
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These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
by tink87 October 16, 2008
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