purk

slang for Percocet, a drug used to relieve moderate-to-severe pain

I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purk, I can't thank

by direktorxxx April 2, 2006

Purk

A dweeby, shy person. Can be used as an offensive term or an affectionate term depending on the context it is used in.

Person A: Did you see him trying to ask her out yesterday? He was being such a purk!
Person B: I know, right? I've never seen anyone so nervous just asking someone on a date.

by larkofthederp September 26, 2011

Purk

Someone who hits the bong every day.

Purk on OD.

by Fking Dweeb November 7, 2018

Purk

A combination of the "jerk" and "punk" characteristics. It is found particularly in curly-headed males named Robert.

Note: Mild to severe cases of Peter Pan Syndrome may accompany Purk characteristics.

I said NO, stop being a "purk".

by Your Loving Girlfriend :D April 14, 2010